lunedì, dicembre 14, 2009

Funny funny e-mail I just received!


INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!

domenica, dicembre 13, 2009

More pics of our little one!




30 November 2009
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30 November 2009

giovedì, ottobre 01, 2009

There she is!















































So now finally after more than two months... some pictures of the little one!
Etna Kiera Margherita for those who didn't know yet!
: )

martedì, settembre 29, 2009

So much

Vorrei dire, scrivere talmente tante cose ma quando ho un attimino non è abbastanza per riordinare le idee. E poi temo sempre che finisca, quindi neppure inizio.
Quando sto per addormentarmi, invece, tutti i pensieri vanno come un treno. So esattamente che parole utilizzare per dire cosa a chi. Esprimere tutto al meglio. Dare un termine a tutto e descrivere alla perfezione ciò che vaga nella mia testa, ciò che accade nella mia vita.
Al momento tanta felicità, ma anche il timore di perdere la leggerezza che mi contraddistingue. La leggerezza che mi ha portato a fare certe scelte. Quelle scelte che mi hanno fatto spaventare e che mi hanno riempito di orgoglio.
Adesso non ho voglia di nulla, ma mi sento in colpa per questo. Vorrei capire i miei veri desideri. E una volta capiti far qualcosa per realizzarli. Non cercare di far piacere agli altri...

martedì, agosto 18, 2009

Guzzanti - Rivolete il Comunismo

C'avete le magliette di Che Guevara e di Stalin!!

giovedì, agosto 06, 2009

Confusion................

Ok then.
Food diary, as forcasted, was a success for about 3 days. I know myself well enough, and I knew it wouldn't last...but I still wanted to give a try. Sooner or later I will change this horrible thing about myself and probably I will become more consistent in what I do.

Meanwhile my little girl was born.
She fab, but like all babies she needs a lot of attention, care, time and nerves.
I am already at the stage of crying when she does.....
I am thinking a lot, but I don't have time to write or to talk to anyone about it because I have to take care of her.

Monday will be Kimboz' birthday and I'd love to go out with him...at least for couple of hours...
Hopefully I'll find someone who will stay with her.

Now, of course I have to go....

lunedì, giugno 22, 2009

Am I what I eat?!!?!

I decided, and hopefully I'll stick to it this time, to start a food diary.
Well of course today because it's Monday! And as all the good important "changing" things in your life is a good ritual that you start it on a Monday...I suppose because it will take longer to get to Friday or Saturday and chuck everything in the rubbish bin with the same enthusiasm you started it!!!
Anyhow....
Food diary starting today.....
I'm already shocked by the "normal things" I had for breakfast...it is so horribly true...when you see the things black on white (or blue or pink if you're using your pc!!!) you feel like a pig!!!
I know I'm almost 37 weeks pregnant and that I shouldn't worry about the weight. In fact I'm not. But since 3 weeks ago I started to have all the cravings I didn't have in 8 months...which is good from one side as I didn't have to fight against them before, but it's bad because I started to think that because I wasn't bad for about 8 months I could let myself go during the last one....BIG MISTAKE!!!!! My ass doesn't almost fit in my tracksuit anymore...and that's NOT GOOD!!!
So from today I better take responsibility for what I introduce in my tummy and indirectly in her tummy as well (and why not.....not so indirectly on my thighs too!)
Let's see how long it will last....if I'm very very good I might be able to make it until the day the little one will pop out, or if I want to be extremely hopeful, I could last even afterwards......
....yeah right!